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I have gingivitis and my teeth hurt. I hate the dentist. 

Bridgette, this is why I hate you.
I was cleaning out my AOL inbox and found the letter that started it all. I remember a time when I had never read a fan fiction, a world where I never knew this madness existed, a person that had a real life.

"Read this fan fiction," she says. "It will be fun," she says.

Look where that got me, cunt.
PS: I’m just kidding. I love you bunches and loads.
PPS: I’m totally reading a drarry right now. Like RIGHT NOW.
I’m 21, and I’ll play with my food if I want… as long as my parents aren’t around. 
You can call me Amélie Poulain if you want, lady, but just let me eat my raspberries.

holyschm1tt:

I tried to vent to my sister about boys and she made a drinking game out of it where every time I said I wasn’t pretty she took a chug I am actually 100% done with her right now omfg

Tagged: #suchlotsofstories #THE FACT THAT YOU FINISHED HALF A BOTTLE OF RUM IN 30 MINUTES PERTURBS ME THO #AND A LITTLE PROUD#UR RAINING ONMY DAMN PITY PARTY KATHY

Oh, my God! I remember this. I’m sorry, but you are pretty, and I did need to finish that bottle.

(Source: sibiet)

It’s raining super hard here, and my dogs are freaking out.
So what do I do? 
 Drug them! Doggie drugs! Thank goodness someone thought of this, eh?

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

Help! I’m broke. I spent all my money on coffee.

jk. I have 5 more dollars. Just enough for another coffee.

Help! I’m broke. I spent all my money on coffee.

(via pnsyparkinson)

Needing a Strong cup of tea in the morning does not make me an addict.

Warning:

I am not a qualified anything, especially therapist. 

I made lunch. It looks too yummy to eat. (Not like that’s going to stop me though.) Plus, it’s healthy! 
That’s like “my thing.” When I’m home alone, I cook whatever I want and take as long as I want to eat it. Heck, sometime I even eat while I’m standing up.
I’m so naughty. I don’t know how my parents put up with such a rebellious child. :0